"mommy, is that you mascara?"
"mommy, i can hold you mascara?"
"mommy, makeup is not for boys. it's for glurls!"
"...mommy, you a glurl?"
"mommy, desmond hit me! he hit me with two hands!"
and today, when i was getting dressed, desmond made another observation.
"mommy, is that you big bum?"
yes. yes it is.
thank you for that.
i hope you're having a pleasant weekend.