with the help of a headband i was able to pull my hair into a wee little ponytail today.
silas calls it "the pirate ponytail".
and, yes, it's not a proper ponytail because only about 1/3 of my hair is long enough to be pulled back (see all the short layers sticking out?).
but it's the illusion of a ponytail. and that, my friends, is what matters.
you can write that down.